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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Lost

I have lost my voice. Finder's keeper's. I needed an upgrade, anyway.

3 comments:

LMB said...

Hmm? How about a movie announcers voice. Grating, booming. Sounds like you are seven feet tall and been smoking cigarettes since you were twelve?
No?
Then sultry and whisperey. Like a hot wind through black trees.
No?
Then a high pitched whiney voice like a bRittish tourist with a cold?
Okay, I'm bored with this.

monsoux said...

I'll have the movie announcer voice, thank you very much. But my doctor said I shouldn't talk for a couple of days. What to do?

LMB said...

Point at your crotch and make slurping noises?

Just a suggestion.