The squirrel was fucking a nut. The fox comes and asks "Are you fucking crazy?"
"No, I am fucking nuts!"
This is instead of my rant re fucking drivers who don't know how to park and make me go round the block.
I also hate fucking wet towels left on the bed, when I want to go to bed.
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oh baby, you know i'm sorry! I told you that over the phone. I forgot...but i disposed those five bags of garbage, so you should forgive&love me more now.
ps. The towels were on my side of the bed!
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