Notes

I have accidentally peed on my foot this morning. I feel like I peed against the wind, although I was thoroughly indoors.

Stories I will tell someday: the graduate actor rushing six hours to his graduating class by ambulance, driving his way back, no license to make it time for rehearsals for a contract. And again, the following day.

The accountant who brought dates to his boss' leather couch and was cough pants down by the security officer with a conscience.