T0p D0g Reloaded
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Things you need to know if you are me
A long time no see feng-shui visit has happened last night. When has it ever happened I was tucked in bed before midnight?
Bed sheets need changing more often than the boyfriends, but you definitely have got to change them once you've changed the boyfriend.
A*Men is the strongest perfume I have ever used.
Alternator belts don't have bolts, but the alternator has.
The first cup of coffee makes my day. I take it very white and sweet. Provided otherwise, or not at all, like this morning, and I'll be wandering like a creature of the night abandoned in broad day light under the shining sun.
I don't like tests, medical tests included, but I'll sit them nicely.