I don't believe in microwaves

And I dress in a dysfunctional way. My friends tell me I dress from the future. I know I just need the attention. I think it's ironic how one of my friends, everybody suspects he is gay, has recently told me I dress so gay. Gee. Shut'up, gurl!

PS I am learning from this gaypornoblog that Hungary is once again one step ahead Romania. Could not be bothered to double check the information.

Not lost for words

But I have been short of the following: spree, like in shopping spree, hoops and studs. Both of the later refer to earrings.

It's official

I am allergic to cats. Stamped and sealed!

The right person is wrong

When our failing persists, it is because we don't have the guts to change ourselves.

Can anyone tell me what is the difference between VISA and Mastercard?

That and why we don't get debit for our good deeds? not counting that sometimes we don't even get credit... Economy doesn't rhyme well with me.

Problems :)

If I am not having sex, does it then mean I am only trying their beds?

Common, time out!

I was going to write something acid about the degree of friendliness. Instead I am opening a new poll.

Afflicted affections

Someone very close has schizophrenia. I could joke and say they are both fine, but she has never told me.

Someone very far has cancer. He told me tonight and I felt so stupid and wordless. Such a shitty timing and relative distance.

I do not have a conclusion. "It sucks" is not a conclusion, maybe, hopefully a temporary state.

Have you seen Nemo?

Is stigma not setting you apart? Doesn't it make you feel special? Isn't special a good thing?

For exquisite

It's never what they say, it's always what we read in their words.

Which brings us to post 1,000

So, happy posting to me! Voila, I am celebrating the occasion: four years of blogging, 42,000+ hits, which is a lot, taking into account I only have about 20-30 regular visitors per day, stats not running along from the beginning of time. Yeap, it took me a while to understand what is what and when and how.

By the way, thank you, thank you. Feel free, dear visitor, to help yourself with some comment-cake.

For this special occasion I have prepared and illustration full of meaning and common sense. Let me enlighten you:

One can walk the dog. Anytime. Only Top Dog walks himself.
Shit and clean is key to saving Earth.
Don't be a flower on the wall, nobody will pick you.
Oh, yeah, and always have a cup of coffee in the morning.

Sweet story

I prefere emotional clumsyness

... in others.

I love'n'hate it

The car had stopped so that I could get on. He had leaned a bit to me so I could watch him in the eye. My look had slided and it was like I was watching myself in the mirror, with the familiar sour burns on the skin under the eye. "That looks like mine", I have thought.

"I have been meaning to call you. Last time I wanted to call you it was already two in the night", he said.
"Call me. If I don't pick it up, I am sleeping, if you wake me up, then we can talk".

This is a conversation with my best friend.

The first born is back

My F717 is back home. Today is the celebration of technical solutions over mind and matter, as I have managed to finally buy those Canon supplies. I am now able to print my own postcards. The shop is open.

Love was the U.S. of Us

We were perfect. Then I wanted more. Then you wanted more. And look at us now. Look at me.

Diving

I want to illustrate how the angle can change the story.

Momentary need for continuous action

I need something.

Things you need to know if you are me

A long time no see feng-shui visit has happened last night. When has it ever happened I was tucked in bed before midnight?

Bed sheets need changing more often than the boyfriends, but you definitely have got to change them once you've changed the boyfriend.

A*Men is the strongest perfume I have ever used.

Alternator belts don't have bolts, but the alternator has.

The first cup of coffee makes my day. I take it very white and sweet. Provided otherwise, or not at all, like this morning, and I'll be wandering like a creature of the night abandoned in broad day light under the shining sun.

I don't like tests, medical tests included, but I'll sit them nicely.

I am a star surfing on fish

No voice? Cancel Iasi, cancel Galati. Don't wonder how, just do it. The car is OK, one worry less. However your mum is not going to lay it easy on you. The plus: you managed to pay the credit card, and the health subscription. The minus: you are not so hot on cash anymore. Even less after buying the prescription. Tomorrow is test day. Medical tests. My fav! (If you don't know me, I am have that ironic tone.)