On time

Dear Time, what am I supposed to do with you?

Can anyone tell me what is the difference between VISA and Mastercard?

That and why we don't get debit for our good deeds? not counting that sometimes we don't even get credit... Economy doesn't rhyme well with me.

Bling-bling

Lately I have this scary reflex to reward myself. OK, spoil myself. Somebody stop me before I become broke again.

Today was buying-presents-day for: birthdays, imminent departure and me.

May I ask where is the switch off for the things coming my way, workwise? Capacity exceeded. Progress zero.

Apparently I will call Mr. Right Mr. Talk To You Tomorrow and it will be a hello, how are you, no reproaches call. 'Cause so says my adviser in the matter of the hearts.

Problems :)

If I am not having sex, does it then mean I am only trying their beds?

Have you seen Nemo?

Is stigma not setting you apart? Doesn't it make you feel special? Isn't special a good thing?

Daily inspiration

 

American dixit "It's perfectly normal to be sad and overwhelmed".

Drivers should be fed phosphorus and Xanax, in Romania. This is my euphemism, for not calling them stupid and neurotic to their face. Is then euphemism a lack of courage?

My spam is obsessing about the size of my penis

Yours?

Where does love go?

Where does all that love go? Does love go to love heaven when love dies?

The best DJ set ever so far in this country

To quote lovely bloguette007 as she was expressing herself post-Chemical Brothers, in the killing October rain and wind, while we were unsuccessfully looking for that elusive thing called taxi. Oh, and called so many times!

Dearest, how could you accuse me publicly I don't know who Andy Fletcher is?! And yes, I enjoyed him better than the brothers. Music-wise.

Saving time

From what? Is time in any way endangered and what exactly it needs be saving from?